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Tuesday, 29 March 2016
quote [ Most of the passengers on board a hijacked Egyptian airliner that was forced to divert to Cyprus have been freed, the airline says. ]
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papango said @ 9:07am GMT on 29th Mar
[Score:1 Insightful]
Reports say the lone hijacker wants to talk to his estranged Cypriot wife, who is now on the way to the airport.
Because what better way to prove you're good solid husband material than hijacking a fucking plane. I hope she talks him down, frees the hostages, then kicks his ass into the arms of the waiting police. |
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Silent said @ 9:25am GMT on 29th Mar
"You said I'd never amount to anything, well look at my now honey!"
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papango said @ 9:26am GMT on 29th Mar
"My mother was right about you."
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Silent said @ 6:26pm GMT on 29th Mar
"She said I'd steal a plane to win you back? Wow, she really does know me I guess..."
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cb361 said @ 2:30pm GMT on 29th Mar
He watched too many romantic comedies?
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HP Lovekraftwerk said @ 2:39pm GMT on 29th Mar
[Score:1 Funny]
If he has, perhaps he's taken "Say Anything" a little too close to heart along with completely misunderstanding what a "boom box" is.
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arrowhen said @ 7:35pm GMT on 29th Mar
I gave her a hijacked airliner and she gave me a pen.
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pleaides said @ 11:50am GMT on 29th Mar
All over
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SnappyNipples said @ 5:09am GMT on 30th Mar
I'm pretty sure she wants to see other guys...now.
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