I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen
i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13
beer seriously kicked my ass - graham
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
don't dream it... SE it... - leswilkerson
the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati
where every month is Breast Awareness Month - cb361
