random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth

it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz

a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm

it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

because war is awesome in movies - sanepride

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361

most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard

I did not drink enough red bull for this. - steele

it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy

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