G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano
i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13
don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
it's the fapture! - Robolt
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious
