Wednesday, 17 September 2014

Euthanasia Coaster

quote [ ?Euthanasia Coaster? is a hypothetical euthanasia machine in the form of a roller coaster, engineered to humanely ? with elegance and euphoria ? take the life of a human being. ]

Cool idea but I'm pretty sure the fear during ascent would kill me before the ride got the chance.
[SFW] [science & technology] [+10]
[by tln@5:40amGMT]

Comments

cb361 said @ 8:47am GMT on 17th Sep [Score:3 Funny]
I'm not putting money into their Kickstarter, just for Facebook to come along and snap the company up when it looks like euthanasia might be the next big thing. Even if I do get a free ride for contributing. I probably wouldn't be able to persuade anybody to come along to hold my hand anyway.
Kat said @ 7:13pm GMT on 17th Sep [Score:1 Funny]
GordonGuano said @ 6:43am GMT on 17th Sep
And now I know the other person who saw Nothing But Trouble.

Nothing But Trouble: "Mr. Bonestripper": http://youtu.be/enUo-1TjdEs
mechanical contrivance said @ 1:01pm GMT on 17th Sep
I turned it off right after the Mr. Bonestripper scene.
XregnaR said @ 8:07pm GMT on 17th Sep
You are not alone. I know I'm not the only one who notice Dan Aykroyd's nose was a dick.
GordonGuano said @ 9:28pm GMT on 17th Sep
It grossed about $8.5 million with a budget of $40 million, so not too many people could have noticed.

It's one of my many, many guilty pleasures, though. I love the bizarre world it's set in, even if Chevy Chase dragged it down with his attempts at ad-libbing. When I saw Silent Hill years later, it kept me cracking up at the worst times.
damnit said @ 11:05am GMT on 17th Sep
Anybody up to building this on rollercoaster tycoon 3?
ENZ said @ 12:12pm GMT on 17th Sep
I suck at making custom roller coasters in that game. I design what I think is something insane, and the test ride has low marks in every category. How I make go fast?

Screw it, I'll just make something that launches the cars into the lion pit.
mechanical contrivance said @ 1:07pm GMT on 17th Sep
Looks exciting. Too bad you can only ride it once.
ethanos said @ 6:18pm GMT on 18th Sep
well... there is the reincarnation thing.
ethanos said @ 1:15pm GMT on 17th Sep
I was just about to complete the design for my euthanasia merry-go-round. Damn.
arrowhen said @ 1:58pm GMT on 17th Sep [Score:2 Funny]
Don't worry, we still need kiddie euthanasia rides for people who aren't tall enough to die on the rollercoaster.
ENZ said @ 12:37am GMT on 18th Sep
You know those carnival rides that are basically just a giant sit-and-spin? When I was a teenager, a few my my friends would all get in one and spin it so fast it turned into a mini gravitron. The carny would then hit the brakes and tell us to fuck off.

Looking back, yeah, we could have probably broke it and got someone seriously hurt or killed.
HoZay said @ 3:02pm GMT on 17th Sep
If it doesn't involve auto-erotic asphyxiation, I'm not interested.
Dienes said @ 6:14pm GMT on 17th Sep
Going out with euphoria and elegance now means vomiting and shitting yourself.


I would ride this into hell.
AssBastard said @ 6:20pm GMT on 17th Sep
I'll go out of this life the same way I came in. Covered in blood, tearing up a vagina, and being spanked.
shiftace said @ 8:33pm GMT on 17th Sep
Didn't it always?
sanepride said @ 9:08pm GMT on 17th Sep
Maybe this guy will be the first to ride.
seneschal said @ 10:59pm GMT on 17th Sep
I'm probably missing the point, but this seems needlessly complicated. What's wrong with a heroin drip which continues at an unsustainable pace until a doctor confirms death?
Dienes said @ 12:03am GMT on 18th Sep
Well you're no fun at all, are you?
ethanos said @ 2:09pm GMT on 18th Sep
I think you should do the heroin AND the roller coaster.
seneschal said @ 12:14am GMT on 23rd Sep
Me personally? :(
Menchi said @ 11:15pm GMT on 17th Sep
This looks like a Dangan Ronpa execution method.

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