Wednesday, 26 February 2014

The Fine Art of Penis Thrusting

quote [ When it comes to sexual intercourse, many women would be delighted ? in more ways than one ? if their men viewed thrusting as something more than just a race to the finish line. ]

The more you know!
[SFW] [science & technology] [+10 Interesting]
[by De_Wr0ng@12:57pmGMT]

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mechavolt said @ 1:54pm GMT on 26th Feb [Score:1 Good]
Holy shit! SE is back! Thank you to who ever did this.

I figure now is as good a time as any to update my handle. schatten00777 hasn't been used outside of SE since 2002.
v0idmagus said @ 2:48pm GMT on 26th Feb
huh. should probably do the same...
LurkerAtTheGate said @ 2:53pm GMT on 26th Feb
Done! wow I made v0idmagus back in college...good bye old username, you were kinda crap.
mechavolt said @ 3:41pm GMT on 26th Feb
Same, schatten was from my freshman year of college, when I was all dark and brooding. Or at least thought I was.
darkbefouler said @ 8:19pm GMT on 26th Feb
I know what you mean.
lilmookieesquire said @ 9:46pm GMT on 26th Feb
Steele worked his dark magics.

I shall have you know the handle lilmookieesquire lives eternal.
eggboy said @ 4:56am GMT on 27th Feb
b said @ 5:03pm GMT on 26th Feb [Score:1 Hot Pr0n]
Since I can't really crow about this on stupid facebook, I have to mention that I am having so much awesome sex right now with a redheaded little minx.
cb361 said @ 5:37pm GMT on 26th Feb [Score:2 Classy Pr0n]
?
DiscoLemonade said @ 5:24pm GMT on 26th Feb
congratulations?
AssBastard said @ 6:49pm GMT on 26th Feb
Congratulations! It's not twins, though, is it?
Tirade said @ 7:19pm GMT on 26th Feb
Worst sex I ever had was with a brunette who wanted to be a redhead and dyed her hair.

Best I've ever had has been with the cute, slender redhead who I'm planning on giving a ring to as soon as I can (*&%ing afford one.

... not sure how the first part's really relevant, but I'm totally with you on that redheaded little minx thing.
Skuld said @ 5:21pm GMT on 26th Feb [Score:1 Insightful]
Smut-fic writers could also make note of this. A nice good smutlet with plenty of hedonic descriptions, avoiding both purple prose and Ikea erotica, is just what I'd like to read now. I'm terrible at finding them. Even most of the Clitorides nominees I've clicked lately I have found lacking.
cb361 said @ 6:29pm GMT on 26th Feb [Score:2 Good]
Here's one I wrote more than ten years ago, and have no doubt cited on SE before. Maybe a bit too much setting the emotional context and too little sex, in retrospect.
mechanical contrivance said @ 6:51pm GMT on 26th Feb
Make a sequel, and yes, make the subtitle The Second Coming.
Skuld said @ 6:56pm GMT on 26th Feb
Yes!
Tirade said @ 5:28am GMT on 27th Feb
I enjoy a good bit of purple-headed prose myself.
Abdul Alhazred said @ 11:10am GMT on 27th Feb [Score:1 Classy Pr0n]
Never thought I'd have a chance to really opine on this subject...

As a guy I have found that some thrusting works better than others. In particular, when you get her legs over your shoulders and thrust deep, you want to move slightly downward so that the tip if your cock is aimed a bit south of her navel. You're inside her, but aimed in such a way that every thrust rubs against the front wall. This is where the g-spot is, and more often than not it's quite reactive. Sometimes she will squirt, sometimes not, but she will usually go straight into massive orgasms from this.

Combined with the rubbing of her clit against your man fur she'll go out of orbit.
KingPellinore said @ 1:35pm GMT on 26th Feb
I'm a practitioner of the fine art of penis thrusting, Dong-Fu.
slaytanik said @ 3:25pm GMT on 26th Feb
Your Dong-fu is no match for my Taekwondong
KingPellinore said @ 3:47pm GMT on 26th Feb
Then I counter with Brazilian Ju-Dick-su!
Arrowhen said @ 4:26pm GMT on 26th Feb [Score:1 Funny]
Your Ju-Dick-su is no match for my Cockoeira!
GordonGuano said @ 5:28pm GMT on 26th Feb [Score:1 Funny]
Don't forget Jeet-Kunt-Do!
cb361 said @ 5:58pm GMT on 26th Feb
I think I'll stick with fapap and wankration. And they are indeed sticky.
KingPellinore said @ 7:01pm GMT on 26th Feb [Score:1 Funny]
As is Spanking Monkey style.
Tirade said @ 2:44pm GMT on 26th Feb
Most of the women I've been with tend to enjoy the slow/work your way up to fast style.
Of course, going down on her beforehand can make the whole thing way more enjoyable no matter what kind of thrusting you do.
seneschal said @ 3:35pm GMT on 26th Feb [Score:1 Funny]
No, no, no: Thrust quickly, get it over with! Never subject a poor woman to an extended bout of sex where she might even suffer convulsions or other signs of demonic possession!
Tirade said @ 7:20pm GMT on 26th Feb
Dude, you've clearly never experience sex with a woman in the throes of demonic possession.
Arrowhen said @ 7:29pm GMT on 26th Feb
There are certain sexual activities during which you definitely don't want your partner's head swiveling around 360 degrees. Just sayin'.
lilmookieesquire said @ 9:29am GMT on 27th Feb
Then explain the blood!
bltrocker said @ 10:31pm GMT on 26th Feb
Speaking of convulsions, does anyone else get freaked out by the spazmatic (autocorroect tried to change this to spermatic, which I thought was funny) moves by female porn stars of the 70s/early 80s? It's just as bad as the fake vocalizations of pleasure in modern porn, but no one ever mentions it. Also, it's weird that although there were rarely shaved performers back then (I mean, at least clean up around the thigh crease--jesus, there were occasionally shaving scenes that implied that a bald vag is all anyone would ever want. I wasn't alive back then, so I don't understand these idiosyncrasies of the time.
Tirade said @ 2:44pm GMT on 26th Feb
Heh. I guess you can't mod and post at the same time reliably yet. Was supposed to be a +1 interesting mod. :)
snagUber said @ 11:16pm GMT on 26th Feb
I fixed this for you
Tirade said @ 5:29am GMT on 27th Feb
Muchos gracias.
housewares said @ 9:31am GMT on 20th Oct
We must we must we must
We must adjust our thrust

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