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Monday, 2 June 2025
quote [ In the home of America’s last active tracks, tradition and uncertainty run neck and neck ]
Like circling, burning out greyhounds in a race
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yogi said @ 9:43pm GMT on 5th Jun
3 racehorses were in their stable, talking about how may races they'd won in their career.
The first says, "I won 20 of 35 races." The other horses stomped and nodded their approval. The second horse said, "I won 40 of 50 races." The other horses again stomped and nodded their approval. The third horse said, "I won 50 of 60 races." Again, the horses stomped and nodded their approval vigorously. Over in the corner, a greyhound had had his snout tucked in his legs, seemingly napping while curled up. He popped up his head and said, "Well, I won 98 of 100 races." The other horses were stunned into silence. Their jaws dropped as they looked back-and-forth to each other, in awe of what they had just heard. Finally, one of them stuttered, "Wow, a talking dog." |
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mechanical contrivance said @ 11:52am GMT on 6th Jun
A talking dog? What were you smoking?
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