Monday, 24 February 2020

Jokes I’ve Told That My Male Colleagues Didn’t Like

quote [ My co-worker asked me why I seem so tense. I asked him why he was massaging my shoulders. ]

Still funny w/o the Bloomberg backgound.
[SFW] [business] [+4 Funny]
[by Paracetamol@8:07pmGMT]

Comments

cb361 said @ 8:33pm GMT on 24th Feb [Score:2]
mechanical contrivance said @ 8:29pm GMT on 24th Feb [Score:1 Funny]
I smiled at the first one. I didn't think any of the others were funny.
Dienes said @ 12:00am GMT on 25th Feb [Score:3 Underrated]
About half of them 'landed' for me in the "I laugh because otherwise I'd have to cry" sense.
lilmookieesquire said @ 12:25am GMT on 25th Feb [Score:1 Insightful]
I don’t think they are suppose to be funny, per se, vs telling and bitter due to common experience? 🤷🏻‍♀️
Headlessfriar said @ 11:56pm GMT on 25th Feb [Score:1 Insightful]
I really liked the blonde joke, mainly because I feel it subverts the blonde jokes I heard as a kid growing up (and told when I was too dumb to know better).
cb361 said @ 8:33pm GMT on 24th Feb
That's what she said.
rylex said @ 9:51pm GMT on 24th Feb
#5 was pretty good. but only because i know a greg who does that.
Hugh E. said @ 11:26pm GMT on 24th Feb
That's what he said.
Kat said @ 5:37am GMT on 25th Feb [Score:1 Good]
snowfox said @ 6:16pm GMT on 25th Feb
They're better if you read them in the Alexa or GLaDOS voice.
mechanical contrivance said @ 8:13pm GMT on 25th Feb
Or better yet, C-3PO.

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