Tuesday, 24 December 2019
quote [ Enjoy this 1943 comic book featuring a psychedelic mushroom chomping Santa Claus. It's sort of a bonkers take-off on Alice in Wonderland but with added Santa. ]
Santa came up missing, he was sitting by a tree
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mechanical contrivance said @ 3:46pm GMT on 24th Dec
I AM SANTA CLAUS
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cb361 said[1] @ 5:37pm GMT on 24th Dec
Well, well. Who are you, little girl - calling on old Santa at this time of night?
And if that isn't the opening line of a Christmas-themed porn film, the world doesn't work the way that I imagine. *edit* "Please, please, come with me, Santa" "Dry those pretty eyes and old Santa will go with you ... I can sleep some other time" "Here's the entrance to Wonderland - right down this rabbit hole." "See what happens to me when I taste this." (with come to bed eyes) I'm only on page three, and we're a only missing Ron Jeremy. |