Saturday, 19 October 2019

U.S. Military Will Stop Using Floppy Disks to Operate Its Nuclear Weapons System

quote [ The systems used to control the United States arsenal of nuclear weapons rely on outdated computers. But the Department of Defense is updating at least one part of the archaic technology—the floppy disk storage systems. ]

Shake that floppy disk
[SFW] [science & technology] [+3 WTF]
[by ScoobySnacks@5:01amGMT]

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the circus said @ 3:38pm GMT on 19th Oct [Score:1 Insightful]
mechanical contrivance said @ 1:22pm GMT on 21st Oct
I think a few of those are ZIP disks.
wombB0t said @ 4:23pm GMT on 19th Oct [Score:1 Funsightful]
Upgrading to Jazz drives.
dolemite said @ 7:08pm GMT on 20th Oct [Score:1 Interesting]
Actually had an Iomega Jaz drive at work to hold video projects from our Iomega Buz video capture box. I can't reminisce too much about that format though. Prices came down on regular hard drives quickly enough that we bought a 20GB hard drive before I ever got much use out of the Jaz. The Iomega Buz on the other hand was somewhat glorious in its day.

After several bugfixes, tweaks and a set of hacked-drivers (as well as chucking out Adobe Premiere) the Buz system actually worked okay. I shot in HQ SP S-video, captured to MJPEG at maximum bitrate via the Buz and chopped it all up in a version of Ulead MediaStudio that came bundled with an old graphics card of mine. We did a ton of highly-edited video projects on this hacked-together Buz rig (with overclocked Pentium III and overclocked 440BX chipset FTW) and we regularly got praise for the video quality.

Threads like this always make me miss the days when tech was more hands-on. But I think I hide it well.

Ankylosaur said @ 4:27pm GMT on 19th Oct
The click of global annihilation.
dolemite said @ 8:50pm GMT on 19th Oct [Score:1 Insightful]
Truth be told, I miss the 3.5" floppy format. I always thought that the physical package of CDs, DVDs and BluRays. (a large disc which is completely exposed to harm unless you use a bulky disc caddy) was a huge and stupid step backwards in usability.

If they'd kept working on the original CD format until it fit onto a 3.5" disc size then put that disc into a retractable-sleeve jacket like the 3.5 floppy every major computer platform could have ditched the 5.25" drive bay decades earlier and we'd all have had a standardized high-capacity package for data that ignored magnetism, scratches, sunlight, etc.

Tech companies always f***ing quit before the job is done.
Headlessfriar said @ 10:53pm GMT on 19th Oct
Probably because Sony was behind that format.
dolemite said @ 7:11pm GMT on 20th Oct
Could not agree more. Sony always had great engineers and a pantshittingly stupid front office.
5th Earth said @ 3:26am GMT on 20th Oct
That's kind of what minidiscs were.
C18H27NO3 said @ 4:42pm GMT on 20th Oct
Zip drives?
dolemite said @ 6:32pm GMT on 20th Oct [Score:1 Funsightful]
More useful than floppy, sure.

But still vulnerable to magnetic fields and warm tempeartures. Also small-capacity, too slow, too expensive and way too late. And still kinda bulky.

The media layer of a jacket protected optical disc could have been thinner than the optical discs we actually got, and the jacket could have been as thin and light as a 3.5" floppy jacket...

......I hope to God I never catch myself in a nerdier discussion than this. Is it worse that I'm the one who started it?
snowfox said @ 8:12pm GMT on 20th Oct
How is a floppy not vulnerable to magnetic fields and warm temperatures?
dolemite said @ 9:04pm GMT on 20th Oct
Floppies were highly vulnerable to heat and magnetism. So that's one area where ZIP discs DID NOT improve upon the floppy disc format.
dolemite said @ 7:21pm GMT on 20th Oct
Yup. Funfact: the tech that minidisc was based on was demoed in 1983 but Sony didn't launch minidisc until 1992, and even then they only launched it in the same data capacity as CD.

And even then they doomed it to niche-market use by being goddamned Sony.
knumbknutz said @ 2:32pm GMT on 19th Oct
Kind of seems laugh-worthy, but, how many modern hackers even know what a floppy disk drive even is, much less a 12 inch? We used to use to same 12 inch floppy drives to run PBX systems at AT&T back decades ago.
cb361 said @ 5:50pm GMT on 19th Oct

Not ready reading drive A:
Abort, Retry, Fail, Launch missiles?
dolemite said @ 8:52pm GMT on 19th Oct
Oops! President Trump clicked "[F]ormat" on the nuclear football...

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