Hanlon's razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The idea that guards were instructed to sleep or take a long coffee break isn't that far fetched. I read somewhere (I think it was rawstory) that someone thought Barr visited him two weeks ago. At this point anything is possible.

Grey's law: Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

One of the guards actually volunteered for the overtime. No sympathy.

When the boss asks if you can cover a shift because they are short handed, volunteering may make the difference the next time you ask for a day off or anything else you rely on your bosses good will.

And then falling asleep during the shift your covering may also make a difference.

Well... Sure, I was fired for sleeping on the job, while volunteering for overtime. But what you really need to ask yourself, are we certain that the Clinton's weren't involved?

Even a clock that spews conspiratorial word salad 24/7/365 is right twice a day.

But they were pretty detailed in their post...

Yeah, so somebody on the prison staff, the police force, or the hospital also happens to be a 4chan user and leaked the story less than an hour before the press got hold of it. That doesn't exactly exonerate the 99.99% noise ratio.