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Saturday, 30 March 2019
The DMV Reviewed Thousands of Hilarious Vanity Plate Applications Last Year. These Are Our Favorites
quote [ Inside the important job of keeping poop puns, dick jokes, and hate speech off California’s roadways ]
Was gonna get me some vanity plates
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snowfox said @ 10:01am GMT on 30th Mar
[Score:1 Funny]
Anus tart is redundant. Unless they come in other flavors. Do they? Have men being lying to me to get rim jobs?
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cb361 said @ 8:37am GMT on 30th Mar
Seems that anything can be rude, if you search hard enough for it.
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Hugh E. said @ 11:53am GMT on 30th Mar
heh, you said "enough" heheh
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lilmookieesquire said @ 2:40pm GMT on 30th Mar
Fun fact, ”mook” and “lilmookie” is banned.
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satanspenis666 said @ 6:06pm GMT on 30th Mar
Yet strangely, "Big Mookie" is acceptable
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lilmookieesquire said @ 7:45pm GMT on 30th Mar
Actually I tried mook and lilmook and mookie. I think mookie was taken and the other two were not considered acceptable. I get it though. I think it’s a derogatory term
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Hugh E. said @ 8:16pm GMT on 30th Mar
[Score:1 Underrated]
Geez, you throw one trashcan and they won't let it go.
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Headlessfriar said @ 10:45pm GMT on 30th Mar
Dave Letterman used to talk about mookies. Sounded like a derogatory term, but I could never figure out who they were talking about. Mookies, probably.
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lilmookieesquire said @ 6:58am GMT on 31st Mar
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mook&utm_source=search-action
TOP DEFINITION mook n. Italian-American short form of malook, motherfucker 1. a person of little social standing, one not worthy of respect. 2. an affectionate term for a regular guy, one who is unpretentious. 3. an incompetent person. We don't pay mooks. #motherfucker#asshole |
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mechavolt said[1] @ 3:52pm GMT on 30th Mar
DCKXSTN
Applicant Explanation: I’m the extension of my dad. My father’s name is “Dick” and I was named after him DMV Comments: Dick extension. Customer’s name is Brant Verdict: No [NICE TRY BRANT] |
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mechavolt said @ 3:54pm GMT on 30th Mar
HOTNSXE
Applicant Explanation: Myself being a middle-aged woman DMV Comments: Hot and sexy Verdict: Yes [QUEEEEN!] |
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Bruceski said @ 4:34pm GMT on 30th Mar
Driving home from the eclipse a couple of years ago I was behind a car whose license was "BRN2SHP". It wasn't until a few hours after I got home that I realized it was "born to shop", I spent the whole trip wondering what "burn to ship" meant.
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Hugh E. said @ 4:48pm GMT on 30th Mar
[Score:2 Funsightful]
BRN2SHP = Brant, who's hip (Dick's extension, Brant, is cool)
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