Wednesday, 6 March 2019

Opium-Addicted Parrots Are Terrorizing Poppy Farms in India

quote [ Opium-addicted parrots are wreaking havoc on India's licensed poppy farms, and scaring them with firecrackers isn't helping. ]

Polly wants a crack rock
[SFW] [environment & nature] [+7 Funny]
[by ScoobySnacks@6:03amGMT]

Comments

Abdul Alhazred said @ 7:53pm GMT on 6th Mar [Score:1 Funny]
Polly doesn't want a cracker. Polly wants a speedball.
mechanical contrivance said @ 2:51pm GMT on 6th Mar
Why not eat the parrots?
Ankylosaur said @ 2:55pm GMT on 6th Mar
Or smoke them?
mechanical contrivance said @ 3:54pm GMT on 6th Mar
Good idea, since they probably don't have refrigeration in rural India.
Hugh E. said @ 4:00pm GMT on 6th Mar
Oh, why squabble?
cb361 said @ 3:58pm GMT on 6th Mar
At least the firecrackers will stop the Poppies from being eaten by Hungry Ghosts.
SnappyNipples said @ 6:15pm GMT on 7th Mar
So instead of dropping bombs we drop parrots on Afghanistan?
mwooody said @ 12:12pm GMT on 8th Mar
E's not high, e's pinin' for the fjords.

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