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Thursday, 8 November 2018
quote [ Emile Ratelband, a motivational speaker, told a court in the Netherlands that he feels 20 years younger than he is. Changing his birthdate would also give him better luck on dating apps, he says. ]
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dolemite said @ 8:15pm GMT on 8th Nov
[Score:3 Funny]
I have to admit he does look toyt.
Yes, he has a toyt body, like a toyger. |
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JWWargo said @ 5:22am GMT on 9th Nov
I can tell by your toyt pantsh.
I really enjoyed that movie, for some reason. Perhaps for how over-the-top goofy it was. Favorite of the trilogy. |
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spazm said @ 11:28pm GMT on 8th Nov
[Score:1 Insightful]
One of the biggest attention whores of the Netherlands. Blech!
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Ankylosaur said @ 11:34pm GMT on 8th Nov
[Score:1 Funsightful]
And that's saying a lot considering they have a whole attention district.
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Ankylosaur said @ 8:14pm GMT on 8th Nov
In this case, negative old moderation actually makes more sense.
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cb361 said @ 8:22pm GMT on 8th Nov
[Score:1 Underrated]
But it doesn't go up to -20 Old
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arrowhen said @ 1:10am GMT on 9th Nov
No problem, we can just petition the court to have the post's score legally changed.
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cb361 said @ 8:24pm GMT on 8th Nov
If I could increase my legal age by twenty years, it would give me better luck on the Government State Pensions app.
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Headlessfriar said @ 11:08pm GMT on 8th Nov
Why not just do what the rest of us do, botox your scrotum before taking dick pics.
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captainstubing said @ 9:52am GMT on 9th Nov
Genius!
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dolemite said @ 3:39pm GMT on 9th Nov
I was in a hurry and botoxed my dick by mistake. Resulting pics were unimpressive.
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the circus said @ 5:11pm GMT on 9th Nov
Well I identify as a religion and should be tax exempt and given undue deference. I am my own God.
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ScoobySnacks said @ 6:28pm GMT on 3rd Dec
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